Kassassination’s Twitter Lists
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More annoying than the "1 new message" dot is just the dot. #goaway #shinslist http://t.co/o6jgubqBOq1 week ago
Nothing is more annoying than wanting to start my quick 30 min workout and having to watch 10 mins of ads before it starts.... #shinslist1 week ago
@kassassination when someone texts you saying hi and you reply with a similar greeting and they never answer you back #shinslist1 week ago
Goofs who drive 90km on 1 lane hgwy but then speed up to 120 when it's a passing lane only to drop back to 90 when the lane ends #shinslist1 week ago
@kassassination people who throw their cigarette butts out of their car window at a red light! GAG! #shinslist1 week ago
@kassassination guys over the age of 20 who catch a foul ball and don't give it to a kid #shinslist1 week ago
@kassassination having to go shoe shopping for the boys. Just kick me in the #shinslist http://t.co/uk6HiXEwdw1 week ago
"@ToxicTexan: @kassassination Couples that sit on the same side of the booth at a restaurant. #shinslist" this1 week ago
@kassassination Couples that sit on the same side of the booth at a restaurant. #shinslist1 week ago
@kassassination People who are eating, then with a mouthful, take a swig of whatever they're drinking and "wush" it around. #shinslist1 week ago
@kassassination Hockey players who don't watch playoffs cos they're sad they're not participating #shinslist @EKane9JETS2 weeks ago
Thanks for the advice tv commentators, they're only professional athletes, probably need tips on their game. #shinslist2 weeks ago
@kassassination people who complain about heat and humidity #shinslist . Don't apologise to your shirt, this is what he trained for.2 weeks ago
"@brockwojo: If you wear a hockey jersey to a baseball game, die" @kassassination #shinslist2 weeks ago
Idiots who stand in background of live tv shots on cellphone acting like morons to impress friends watching on tv @kassassination #shinslist2 weeks ago
@PLefko @kassassination why don't you come on my show! #LiveAt605 on itunes.... check it out or i will add you to your own #shinslist2 weeks ago
@cbcradio dropping 'Canada' from your advertisements in QC? Perhaps I should drop my #taxdollars from the #CBC?!? #shinslist #doucemove2 weeks ago
@kassassination EA Sports not putting you in their new Enforcer Engine #shinslist @Rammer342 weeks ago
People who pay money for play off games and then leave early to avoid traffic #shinslist2 weeks ago
@kassassination Dress code at a wedding! #shinslist Black tie / cocktail dress = no present for bride & groom #lame #stuffy #BS #killmenow2 weeks ago
@kassassination When there are no hot dog buns left and you have to eat your hot dog on a folded piece of bread. #shinslist2 weeks ago
@kassassination roads that have so many potholes n sht u cant ride close to the edge so u have to take up a lane til it's safe #shinslist2 weeks ago
“@kassassination: Bike riding people who ride on busy streets and pretend they're a car then get angry when you safely pass them #shinslist”2 weeks ago
"@brettschenk: @kassassination Hearing people chew, especially if it's moist. #shinslist" @LinnyZR2 weeks ago
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@kassassination TWEETING @ErikKarlsson65 FUNNY STUFF ALL THE TIME BUT NEVER GETTING A RESPONSE #SHINSLIST2 weeks ago
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@kassassination people who drag their feet while wearing flip flops. Drag....flip. Drag....flip. #shinslist2 weeks ago
@kassassination cyclists that jump on and off sidewalks when they please, don't stop at red lights/stop lines. #ShinsList2 weeks ago
@kassassination the indignant look and arm raised in anger by same guy his briefcase tied down on rack and clips over suit pants #shinslist2 weeks ago
@kassassination People that go to Chipotle with big orders and don't call them in ahead of time. Holding up the line. #shinslist2 weeks ago
@kassassination the erroneous use of 'seen' and 'saw'. And 'aint'. AND then the double negatives "aint got no.."! #ShinsList 2 weeks ago
@bigrigbrew think you guys need to find a substitute for your butter chicken! Love your food but you struck out on that one #shinslist2 weeks ago
Looking at Skidoos on Kijiji and the guy felt the need to state "Only winter Driven" really?? You don't say! #ShinsList2 weeks ago
@kassassination hotels that don't have outlets on the lamps and 3ft iPhone cords #shinslist2 weeks ago
@s_werk @kassassination Saw a guy at the gym wearing khaki shorts and a polo. #shinslist2 weeks ago
@kassassination that guy in the doctors office that needs to talk on his phone loudly and annoy everyone. #shinslist2 weeks ago
@kassassination people who proudly display their stats from Farmville on Facebook as if it’s a major accomplishment in life #shinslist2 weeks ago
@kassassination You sneeze after you've just applied mascara and it smears under your eye #ShinsList2 weeks ago
Groups of people who walk side by side at 0.01 mph on the sidewalk of a busy road blocking any polite way of getting by them. #shinslist2 weeks ago
The families in reality shows about their family. To name a few: Honey boo boo and her mom, the Kardashians, etc. #shinslist2 weeks ago
@kassassination People that install the TP where you have to pull up from the bottom of the roll instead of down from the top #shinslist3 weeks ago
@kassassination The guy who brags about his "awesome" job but always disappears when its his turn to buy the next round. #Shinslist3 weeks ago
@kassassination people who take calls on packed public transport and yell down the phone about their drunken escapades. #shinslist3 weeks ago
@kassassination starting to make red velvet cupcakes and realizing your out of flour #ShinsList3 weeks ago
@kassassination i feel like a POS making fun of the new CFL name finding out it was named by 3rd graders Im officially on the #shinslist3 weeks ago
@kassassination People who humble brag about giving up their Maserati for the summer #shinslist3 weeks ago
@kassassination Idiots who refuse to walk 10ft to return their shopping carts but leave them in an empty parking spot instead #shinslist3 weeks ago
@JabarDawg @kassassination People who don't know how to use their/there/they're correctly. #shinslist3 weeks ago
@kassassination people who wear headphones around there neck but play their music on max volume. #shinslist3 weeks ago
Having @JohnPiper tweet a quote from your mom #fiveslist eh, @kassassination? #almostthoughthequotedyou3 weeks ago
“@jeffdubbeldam: Standing at the urinal and realizing you should be in the stall instead....and quick. #shinslist” you mean you're female?3 weeks ago
@jeffdubbeldam @kassassination standing at urinal realizing buddy next to you is "willy watching" and not staring ahead as req'd #shinslist3 weeks ago
Standing at the urinal and realizing you should be in the stall instead....and quick. #shinslist3 weeks ago
@kassassination I recommend this comic then. http://t.co/OjgaKfTcvM #shinsList #fuelthefire3 weeks ago
@kassassination When @MarcMethot3 gives hipster style advice #shinslist #skinnyjeansnomore3 weeks ago
@kassassination #shinslist Delta cancels flights out from under passengers and reroutes them back to cities they just flew in from!3 weeks ago
@kassassination says the guy with the happiest display pic on Twitter... (please don't put me on the #shinslist...)3 weeks ago
@datesloth #shinslist is a list of people who need a kick in the shins. Nothing to do with the holocaust (it's SChindler, with a C as well)3 weeks ago
.@kassassination Is #shinslist a pun of Shindler's list? Cuz if so, that's just ignant dog.3 weeks ago
LOL! “@kassassination: Dolphins are way too happy. Nothing should be that happy -> #shinslist”3 weeks ago
@kassassination Definition of united: Where flight at 9:20 changes to 9:48, then 10:23, then 9:58 and actually leaves at 10:03 #ShinsList3 weeks ago
How can you not love the #Sens when you have @MarcMethot3 & @kassassination being freaking hilarious on twitter. #fiveslist3 weeks ago
@kassassination #HAMR calling Condra a #chestercheetoh is a def #fiveslist made me laugh insanely hard3 weeks ago
@Melvin_Birch @Jason_Zucker16 @HardingsHope you deserve to be on the #shinslist, or a punch in the face either one! @kassassination3 weeks ago
Having to watch a 30 second advertisement to get to a 15 second highlight clip. @kassassination #ShinsList3 weeks ago
And there is no actual outage happening and they didn't bother to tell us they were done. #shinslist Now to restart everything....4 weeks ago
Visible panty lines #shinslist Seriously, ladies...buy better underwear! ...or maybe even just the right size! #thoughtswhileridingtheT4 weeks ago
To the asshole that pulled the fire alarm at the AMC24 while watching Star Trek... #shinslist4 weeks ago
“@AnezSam: Little C's lobby was closed. @BuzzTollefson #drastictimes #drasticmeasures http://t.co/uciiL3E4t3” #shinslist @kassassination1 month ago
Running ferociously on concrete is already taking its toll on my shins. Not good this early in the season. #shinslist1 month ago
@kassassination trying to get home quickly only to get followed by a police officer. #shinslist1 month ago
@kassassination i think this guys park job deserves the #shinslist http://t.co/6oqiMq9GBm1 month ago
Talking #shinslist, dispatching the #Habs, racking up assists and more with @kassassination right now...1 month ago
@kassassination the weather that brings out the "no see ems" and black flies in rural NB. #shinslist1 month ago
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Turns up Glen Healy for the intermission segments during Sens games
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Im looking forward to some trolling updates during this train ride. #shinslist @kassassination @MarcMethot31 month ago
@kassassination Happy For you Sir Would have loved for you to playing for the @MNWild in the playoffs but you deserve the success.#Shinslist1 month ago
@kassassination #FivesList
Helping team move on w 2 helpers in only 9:46 in ice-time.
BAM
#BecauseItsTheCup1 month ago
Good guy @kassassination picks up his first NHL assist in first period tonight... He is no longer on his own #shinslist1 month ago
I didn't mean in hockey! I meant right wingers like the silly anti-science creationists in craycray paranoi Harper Gov. #shinslist1 month ago
@kassassination I found some for Chara... Hopefully he hasn't found them yet! #shinslist #bigfoot http://t.co/wibFfvEP8z1 month ago
@kassassination at the company who tells you your online dating profile match is your ex #shinslist1 month ago
@kassassination drivers who can't wrap their mind around the 4 way stop. Or roundabouts/rotarys #shinslist1 month ago
When I purposely park my truck far away from anyone else in the parking lot, and end up with a clunker parkedthisclose to my door #shinslist1 month ago
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@kassassination - finally, an alternative to #shinslist ShitSenders delivers Poop To Your Door http://t.co/7n12aqIKLn via @huffingtonpost1 month ago
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@kassassination People who rush onto an elevator before letting others get off. #shinslist1 month ago
@kassassination The casting agent who first thought Kristen Stewart could act. #shinslist1 month ago
When your math teacher tells you, you can do better in math by starting to do well on tests #shinslist1 month ago
@kassassination people who share dumb pages and photos on facebook "like=cute ignore=ugly" #shinslist1 month ago
@kassassination Desperate attempt at making Matt Kassian retweet me like so many others do too. #shinslist1 month ago
If I ever find out who called in that bomb threat on the Mackenzie King bridge I'm punching them in the face #shinslist @kassassination1 month ago
Talking to someone who claims to be a hockey fan but knows absolutely nothing about the playoffs #no #shinslist @kassassination1 month ago
People who dive, and jump guys, and then say the others are classless #shinslist #SubbanSucks knock em out @kassassination #please1 month ago
If you don't like the way #25 @kassassination @Smit_Treat15 #2 and #4 celebrate after winning a fight, don't get beat up. #fiveslist1 month ago
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How the hell is @brodin25 not a #calder finalist? Insulting! #notaboutpoints #sheeple #shinslist1 month ago
@PKSubban1 I have just added you to @kassassination #shinslist for that douche move on @kyleturris. #classless #habssuck #goSENSgo1 month ago
@BrandonPrust8 classy game tonight.
#Unfollow
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Put the Canadians on the #shinslist1 month ago
@kassassination A pick up hockey game came on while I was watching an awesome 5 on 5 fight! #fiveslist #peskysens #youownhabs1 month ago
@kassassination Walking 3/4th the way to the Xcel before realizing you left you tickets in the truck #shinslist1 month ago
@kassassination not renewing the @Houston_Aeros lease and shipping them to Iowa #shinslist1 month ago
@kassassination glad they are closer to mn, but would luv to go to TX in the winter to what the boys!! #fiveslist1 month ago
@kassassination A Canadian TV network heavily favouring one Canadian hockey team over another #shinslist #NotNamingNames1 month ago
@kassassination A punching bag chirping a former 30 goal scorer and best coach in NHL #ShinsList #PrustIsABitch2 months ago
@kassassination when the NHL Network acts like the Hawks, Pens and Bruins are the only teams that have a chance @ the Cup #shinslist2 months ago
Currently fighting a losing battle to find footwear before booty camp starts tomorrow. Sneaker shopping is officially on my #shinslist.2 months ago







































































